<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:32:18 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Upfront and Impersonal</title><description></description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>296</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-350479070075373754</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-09T03:27:46.173-07:00</atom:updated><title>woke up for Nobel</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Ss8BJfAQRII/AAAAAAAAAmE/lF0IbUI1Lws/s1600-h/obama.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Ss8BJfAQRII/AAAAAAAAAmE/lF0IbUI1Lws/s400/obama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390528541438788738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;President Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize! OMG.&lt;br /&gt;From Oslo:&lt;br /&gt;http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/2009/press.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2&gt;The Nobel Peace Prize for 2009&lt;/h2&gt;       &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nobelprize.org/redirect/links_out/prizeawarder.php?from=/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/2009/press.html&amp;amp;object=nobelpeaceprize.org&amp;amp;to=http://nobelpeaceprize.org" target="_blank"&gt;The          Norwegian Nobel Committee&lt;/a&gt; has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama's vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;p&gt;Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;p&gt;Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;p&gt;For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Obama is now the world's leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Obama's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges."&lt;/p&gt;       Oslo, October 9, 2009 &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;ps:&lt;br /&gt;okay internutters: yes, feb. 1 was nomination deadline and Obama was only in office a few weeks but Oslo has exceptions to the process where the committee can add nominations after the deadline:&lt;br /&gt;http://nobelpeaceprize.org/en_GB/nomination_committee/selection-process/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-350479070075373754?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/10/woke-up-for-nobel.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Ss8BJfAQRII/AAAAAAAAAmE/lF0IbUI1Lws/s72-c/obama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-7083098279664184900</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-15T19:50:34.434-07:00</atom:updated><title>Pssst. Internets.</title><description>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;For your consideration, a song for Fall:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;[[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;-- Empire State of Mind -- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; Blueprint 3 -- Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys]]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;In New York,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Theres nothing you can’t do,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you’re in New York,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These streets will make you feel brand new,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lights will inspire you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets here it for New York, New York, New York&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One hand in the air for the big city,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Street lights, big dreams all looking pretty,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No place in the World that can compare,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put your lighters in the air, everybody say yeaaahh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come on, come,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;[[ i love this song. have hit replay like, 5 times. ]]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;[[ More lyrics &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.directlyrics.com/jayz-empire-state-of-mind-lyrics.html"&gt;here ]]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bm61weFrK4c&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bm61weFrK4c&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-7083098279664184900?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/09/pssst-internets.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-3306625777622837319</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-14T06:32:07.207-07:00</atom:updated><title>Positively Bitter</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="291" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9nn8k_lily-allen-fuck-you-official-video_music"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9nn8k_lily-allen-fuck-you-official-video_music" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="291" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9nn8k_lily-allen-fuck-you-official-video_music"&gt;Lily Allen - Fuck You [Official Video] (Non Censur&amp;eacute;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/Lily-Allen-Tv"&gt;Lily-Allen-Tv&lt;/a&gt;. - &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/us/channel/music"&gt;Music videos, artist interviews, concerts and more.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-3306625777622837319?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/09/positively-bitter.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-1439087851961005963</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-06T06:28:47.172-07:00</atom:updated><title>Regret to inform you...</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SlH8CPF3x4I/AAAAAAAAAlk/SuvVWzpG5zw/s1600-h/Picture+4.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 166px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SlH8CPF3x4I/AAAAAAAAAlk/SuvVWzpG5zw/s400/Picture+4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355338547261327234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Psssst. Internets.&lt;br /&gt;King of Pop died. Had you heard?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, i was NOT selected out of the millions who registered to attend the service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will quietly be moonwalking on my own that day in memory of MJ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-1439087851961005963?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/07/regret-to-inform-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SlH8CPF3x4I/AAAAAAAAAlk/SuvVWzpG5zw/s72-c/Picture+4.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-815430431472366571</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-24T13:12:01.493-07:00</atom:updated><title>summer travel ideas</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SkKIA_ZZdeI/AAAAAAAAAlE/jK9dEAdjdts/s1600-h/Untitled-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 461px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SkKIA_ZZdeI/AAAAAAAAAlE/jK9dEAdjdts/s400/Untitled-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350988857868908002" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Camping?&lt;br /&gt;Cruise?&lt;br /&gt;Road trip?&lt;br /&gt;How about a road trip to Japan?&lt;br /&gt;Google Maps can help you get there.&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;It will only take you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt; 7,875 mi – about 35 days 3 hours&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt; -- from California to Japan. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plus a kayak.&lt;br /&gt;Click on "view larger map" below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;iframe marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&amp;amp;source=s_d&amp;amp;saddr=San+Luis+Obispo,+CA&amp;amp;daddr=Japan&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;geocode=&amp;amp;mra=ls&amp;amp;sll=36.650793,138.251953&amp;amp;sspn=7.779822,12.689209&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;ll=34.887365,-171.18597&amp;amp;spn=27.27303,101.1319&amp;amp;output=embed" frameborder="0" height="350" scrolling="no" width="425"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&amp;amp;source=embed&amp;amp;saddr=San+Luis+Obispo,+CA&amp;amp;daddr=Japan&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;geocode=&amp;amp;mra=ls&amp;amp;sll=36.650793,138.251953&amp;amp;sspn=7.779822,12.689209&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;ll=34.887365,-171.18597&amp;amp;spn=27.27303,101.1319" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255); text-align: left;"&gt;View Larger Map&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-815430431472366571?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/06/summer-travel-ideas.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SkKIA_ZZdeI/AAAAAAAAAlE/jK9dEAdjdts/s72-c/Untitled-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-8025652699704620703</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 04:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-28T21:30:39.320-07:00</atom:updated><title>interwebs battle</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sh9k6e54y9I/AAAAAAAAAj0/JH_FSRm7b5I/s1600-h/400_2703880-m.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sh9k6e54y9I/AAAAAAAAAj0/JH_FSRm7b5I/s400/400_2703880-m.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341098638975749074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;hello my name is anonymous and i am an addict.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my drug of choice?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Network_Stars"&gt;Battle of the Network Stars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i.cannot.stop.&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&amp;amp;search_query=Battle+of+the+Network+Stars&amp;amp;aq=f"&gt;watching&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;youtube is my pusher.&lt;br /&gt;pushing Loretta Swit, Billy Crystal, and for the love of goddess sister choney--David Letterman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All with that seductive irresistible play-by-play crooning of Howard Cosell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;experimental pharmaceutical treatments?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hypnotherapy?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;i am willing to do what it takes to overcome my addiction. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thank you and good night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" &gt;** ps linda carter's (aka wonder woman's) mammaries are peeking through right? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;that's why they are all laughing about right? Psst. wonder woman, soooo embarrassing!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-8025652699704620703?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/05/interwebs-battle.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sh9k6e54y9I/AAAAAAAAAj0/JH_FSRm7b5I/s72-c/400_2703880-m.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-5936100271715972396</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 08:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-21T11:05:36.172-07:00</atom:updated><title>KISS locally</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sj52aUSHJ5I/AAAAAAAAAkU/QsK2J-tDUW8/s1600-h/kiss-band.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sj52aUSHJ5I/AAAAAAAAAkU/QsK2J-tDUW8/s400/kiss-band.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349843601856079762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/breaking_news/story/718638.html"&gt;KISS&lt;/a&gt; :pyrotechnically local.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-5936100271715972396?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/05/kiss-locally.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sj52aUSHJ5I/AAAAAAAAAkU/QsK2J-tDUW8/s72-c/kiss-band.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-6583719990898771918</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-13T17:53:13.448-07:00</atom:updated><title>"That's the territory of his heart."</title><description>&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K8UuNl2ZNI8&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K8UuNl2ZNI8&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my mother's day present to myself.&lt;br /&gt;ah,maaaay,zing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-6583719990898771918?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/05/thats-territory-of-his-heart.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-4000495248449503383</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-20T20:33:20.685-07:00</atom:updated><title>love bites</title><description>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;Sexy peruvian him&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;: (Pointing to tortilla chips)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;"so when you put cheese on these they are called &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;mochos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;nachos. N A C H O S&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-4000495248449503383?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/04/love-bites.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-7507809678365424953</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-20T20:28:41.048-07:00</atom:updated><title>my dutiful laundrette</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Se09G_TVzaI/AAAAAAAAAis/87torW_l3cs/s1600-h/launderosa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 346px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Se09G_TVzaI/AAAAAAAAAis/87torW_l3cs/s400/launderosa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326981124530228642" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;laundromats are fundamental to my homewrecker (read: homemaker) duties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my preferred establishment? &lt;a href="http://www.launderosa.com/"&gt;launderosa&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;i don't really ever switch it up. except for yesterday. it was hot here. so i switched to a laundromat near the bay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;big. mistake.&lt;br /&gt;creepers, broken machines, and untidy all around.&lt;br /&gt;didn't even compare in the slightest way to my beloved launderosa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;these guys know what i am talking about:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.coinlaundry.org/aboutcla/index.cfm"&gt;coin laundry association&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-7507809678365424953?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-dutiful-laundrette.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Se09G_TVzaI/AAAAAAAAAis/87torW_l3cs/s72-c/launderosa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-7688851136126006383</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-10T13:49:14.715-07:00</atom:updated><title>i am yours</title><description>&lt;em style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: georgia;"&gt;An ocean’s garbled vomit on the shore&lt;br /&gt;Los Angeles, I’m yours&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e41ygKJ3ABk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e41ygKJ3ABk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-7688851136126006383?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-am-yours.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-2853470634495865501</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-24T05:02:15.961-07:00</atom:updated><title>sometimes i feel like a nut...</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SchLk82KGNI/AAAAAAAAAh0/skwGw1RWzHM/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SchLk82KGNI/AAAAAAAAAh0/skwGw1RWzHM/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316582458291525842" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;number of emails i've received offering condolences:&lt;br /&gt;7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;number of calls/voicemails to check if i have heard the &lt;a href="http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20090324/NEWS01/903240304"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;number of calls/voicemails/emails to inquire whether or not my 20 year + obsession with letterman has now come to an end:&lt;br /&gt;5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Psssst.... interwebs.&lt;br /&gt;i am okay.&lt;br /&gt;and i am still obsessed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-2853470634495865501?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/03/sometimes-i-feel-like-nut.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SchLk82KGNI/AAAAAAAAAh0/skwGw1RWzHM/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-742057872058569033</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-16T21:44:04.864-07:00</atom:updated><title>Under the rainbow</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sb8pulII3zI/AAAAAAAAAhs/1uf8uaurxuw/s1600-h/unde.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sb8pulII3zI/AAAAAAAAAhs/1uf8uaurxuw/s400/unde.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314011965537443634" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been experiencing close encounters of the midget kind.&lt;br /&gt;Midgets.&lt;br /&gt;Dwarfs.&lt;br /&gt;Little people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Close encounter 1:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The republican carpool.&lt;br /&gt;One of the middle schoolers I carpool around is a little person. My kidlette befriended Jane Doe Little Person (JDLP) over the summer, she had just moved to town and was about to enter the lion’s den aka junior high -- and my rock star daughter totally embraced this young lady’s sweet spirit and they became fast friends.  JDLP dispelled any preconceptions I had about… republicans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Close encounter 2:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kidlette and I were at a yummy burger joint in Los Osos last week and there was a family of midgets at a table near us. Mom, Dad, little boy and toddler boy in a high chair. They were all little people. The boys had the most amazing blond curls, super cute!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An obnoxious pair of college students (both wearing Poly sweatshirts) sat at the table across from the family and the poly dolly leans across the table to her frat bf and says in a loud voice but shielding her face with the menu:&lt;br /&gt;Dolly: “Like, I totally can’t eat if I have to stare at those people while I am eating! They make me sick to my stomach.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Midget dad: looks over at her and starts laughing and shaking his head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Polly dolly starts getting more obnoxious and saying how “gross” it is that people like them are allowed to have children, in the most high pitched squeaky voice.   At this point the little toddler keeps turning around to see who is making all the racket, and the polly dolly finally gets up and moves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The family got up and left, with the dad vibing the students as they walked out the door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I had said something before the family had left, but instead I went up to the polly dolly afterwords and said:&lt;br /&gt;Me: “It’s ignorant sluts like you who make me sick to MY stomach.  That sort of bigoted attitude makes you the ugliest person I have ever met.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Close encounter 3:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This morning I was at our uptown coffee shop reading the newspaper, when behind me I hear this man start to yell. Scream. Howl. Generally freaking the Shiite out of me. So this is one of those situations where the entire incident probably lasted like 3 seconds but it seemed like hours as it was unfolding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My back is still turned to him, because I could tell that he was bat shit crazy, and if I drew any attention to him it could get worse. But then he starts talking. Scary Crazy talking:&lt;br /&gt;“I’ve got my gun ready and I am going to blow your eyes out newspaper woman!” and so on and so forth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I look at the barristas because at this point they have stopped making drinks and are glancing towards the crazy man, with looks of not terror, but looks of complete befuddlement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I look at the business guys sitting across from me and they too are looking over my shoulder towards bat shit crazy man…but NOT in an OMG we need to protect this woman from the man of terror, but rather looks of strained perplexity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is at this point I risk it all --- being shot in the head, tackled from behind, what have you, and just get up and turn and face my aggressor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um, well. He was a little person. A little mentally disturbed homeless little person. The moment I turned to face him, he walked out the door not saying a word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My heart sank to my shoes, and I felt so bad for him. I thought about him most the day.  Wondering what his story was, hoping he makes it through the crazy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;links:&lt;br /&gt;:: one of my favorite wizard of oz related movies: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083254/"&gt;under the rainbow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:: love &lt;a href="http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/"&gt;under&lt;/a&gt; 3ft&lt;br /&gt;:: &lt;a href="http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do?sitePageId=84625&amp;amp;orgId=lpa"&gt;short&lt;/a&gt; stature support&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-742057872058569033?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/03/under-rainbow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/Sb8pulII3zI/AAAAAAAAAhs/1uf8uaurxuw/s72-c/unde.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-5265272842825233517</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-07T06:48:12.612-08:00</atom:updated><title>Universal consolation</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SY2fA1MZCXI/AAAAAAAAAg0/qwBxLm6ihW0/s1600-h/JAWS_Steven_Bruce.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SY2fA1MZCXI/AAAAAAAAAg0/qwBxLm6ihW0/s400/JAWS_Steven_Bruce.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300067173112809842" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;did i mention i got a consolation prize from letterman? tickets to universal studios. i think it was an ironic gag from the letterman show, since universal is jay leno's turf...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but, kidlette and i are headed there this morning...and by "there" i really mean my "childhood."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;last time i was at universal studios?&lt;br /&gt;when the JAWS ride opened.&lt;br /&gt;J A W S.&lt;br /&gt;As in the epic movie.&lt;br /&gt;30+ years ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my cousins, aunt, twinny sister, and i stood in line overnight to be one of the first to ride the tram. i think i was little...like 5 years-old.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i am revisiting my childhood. what are you up to today?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-5265272842825233517?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/02/universal-consolation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SY2fA1MZCXI/AAAAAAAAAg0/qwBxLm6ihW0/s72-c/JAWS_Steven_Bruce.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-1421091255613718334</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-04T10:23:50.616-08:00</atom:updated><title>I heart NYC</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SYm_7uWPLYI/AAAAAAAAAgs/Oyhrcopj1Xs/s1600-h/BE024178.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 382px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SYm_7uWPLYI/AAAAAAAAAgs/Oyhrcopj1Xs/s400/BE024178.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298977469352586626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Update: &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;i got the trivia question wrong. WRONG! i got the question wrong!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;guess what?&lt;br /&gt;i won a trip to see the david letterman show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yep. flying to NYC saturday - seeing the show on monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I.am.so.freaking.out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-1421091255613718334?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-heart-nyc.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SYm_7uWPLYI/AAAAAAAAAgs/Oyhrcopj1Xs/s72-c/BE024178.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-3349098498466266935</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-22T09:20:23.045-08:00</atom:updated><title>oh es see aye are (OSCAR)</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SXhy_1ZJcGI/AAAAAAAAAgc/UQJIyvfsJck/s1600-h/Oscars.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SXhy_1ZJcGI/AAAAAAAAAgc/UQJIyvfsJck/s400/Oscars.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294107802963898466" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's me, live blogging oscar nominations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:21am&lt;br /&gt;issues with the live stream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:31am&lt;br /&gt;bbc news rocks...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:34am&lt;br /&gt;waiting....feeling the anticipation!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:37:am&lt;br /&gt;forest whitaker is going to read the nominations...one minute countdown!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:40am&lt;br /&gt;sid ganis and forest on stage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... best actress wow!&lt;br /&gt;... best actor... heath is there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... anne hathaway!&lt;br /&gt;... mickey is on the list!&lt;br /&gt;... they love slum and benjamin&lt;br /&gt;... happy go lucky and in bruge get screenplay shout outs&lt;br /&gt;...foreign films...didn't see any of them&lt;br /&gt;... best pics...benjamin; frost; milk (yes); reader; and slum ( i smell me a little movie that could)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;afterthoughts:&lt;br /&gt;:: slum dog got nominated for two best songs...so cool. i loved the music in this film.&lt;br /&gt;:: okay, brad and angie both nominated this year? why hollywood loves these two so much :is beyond me.&lt;br /&gt;:: benjamin button best make-up? huh? wasn't that all cgi computer tricks?&lt;br /&gt;:: &lt;a href="http://www.troublethewaterfilm.com/"&gt;trouble the water&lt;/a&gt; got a nod though...so happy about that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FULL LIST of nominations:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;       &lt;div id="content"&gt;&lt;div id="main"&gt;&lt;h2 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Nominees for the 81st Academy Awards&lt;/h2&gt;         &lt;div style="float: right; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;           &lt;h4&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oscars.org/awards/81academyawards/nominees.html" class="more"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="more" href="http://www.oscars.org/awards/81academyawards/nomineesByPicture.html"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;         &lt;div class="fullModule2 listItems"&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Performance by an actor in a leading role&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Richard Jenkins&lt;/strong&gt; in  “The Visitor” (Overture Films) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Frank Langella&lt;/strong&gt; in “Frost/Nixon” (Universal) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sean Penn&lt;/strong&gt; in “Milk” (Focus Features) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Brad Pitt&lt;/strong&gt; in “The Curious Case of Benjamin  Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mickey Rourke&lt;/strong&gt; in “The Wrestler” (Fox  Searchlight)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Performance by an actor in a supporting role&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Josh Brolin&lt;/strong&gt; in “Milk”  (Focus Features) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Robert Downey Jr.&lt;/strong&gt; in “Tropic Thunder”  (DreamWorks, Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Philip Seymour Hoffman&lt;/strong&gt; in “Doubt” (Miramax) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Heath Ledger&lt;/strong&gt; in “The Dark Knight” (Warner Bros.) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Michael Shannon&lt;/strong&gt; in “Revolutionary Road”  (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Performance by an actress in a leading role&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anne Hathaway&lt;/strong&gt; in “Rachel  Getting Married” (Sony Pictures Classics) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Angelina Jolie&lt;/strong&gt; in “Changeling” (Universal) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Melissa Leo&lt;/strong&gt; in “Frozen River” (Sony Pictures  Classics) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meryl Streep&lt;/strong&gt; in “Doubt” (Miramax) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kate Winslet&lt;/strong&gt; in “The Reader” (The Weinstein  Company) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Performance by an actress in a supporting role&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Amy Adams&lt;/strong&gt; in “Doubt”  (Miramax) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Penélope Cruz&lt;/strong&gt; in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” (The  Weinstein Company) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Viola Davis&lt;/strong&gt; in “Doubt” (Miramax)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Taraji P. Henson&lt;/strong&gt; in “The Curious Case of  Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Marisa Tomei&lt;/strong&gt; in “The Wrestler” (Fox Searchlight) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best animated feature film of the year&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Bolt&lt;/strong&gt;” (Walt  Disney), Chris Williams  and Byron Howard&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Kung Fu Panda&lt;/strong&gt;”  (DreamWorks Animation, Distributed by Paramount), John Stevenson and Mark Osborne &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;WALL-E&lt;/strong&gt;” (Walt Disney),        Andrew Stanton &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in art direction&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Changeling&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal), Art Direction: James J. Murakami, Set Decoration: Gary Fettis&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount  and Warner Bros.), Art Direction: Donald Graham  Burt, Set Decoration: Victor J. Zolfo&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), Art Direction: Nathan Crowley, Set Decoration: Peter Lando&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Duchess&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount  Vantage, Pathé and BBC Films), Art Direction: Michael Carlin, Set Decoration: Rebecca Alleway&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Revolutionary  Road&lt;/strong&gt;” (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage), Art Direction: Kristi Zea, Set Decoration: Debra Schutt&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in cinematography&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Changeling&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal), Tom Stern&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Claudio Miranda&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), Wally Pfister&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Reader&lt;/strong&gt;” (The  Weinstein Company), Chris Menges and  Roger Deakins&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Fox Searchlight), Anthony Dod  Mantle&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in costume design&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Australia&lt;/strong&gt;” (20th  Century Fox), Catherine Martin&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Jacqueline West&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Duchess&lt;/strong&gt;”              (Paramount  Vantage, Pathé and BBC Films),              Michael O’Connor&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Milk&lt;/strong&gt;” (Focus  Features), Danny Glicker&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;“&lt;strong&gt;Revolutionary  Road&lt;/strong&gt;”  (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount  Vantage),              Albert Wolsky&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in directing&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), David Fincher&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Frost/Nixon&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal), Ron Howard&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Milk&lt;/strong&gt;” (Focus  Features), Gus Van Sant&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Reader&lt;/strong&gt;” (The  Weinstein Company), Stephen Daldry&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), Danny Boyle&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best documentary feature&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Betrayal  (Nerakhoon)&lt;/strong&gt;” (Cinema Guild), A Pandinlao Films  Production, Ellen Kuras and  Thavisouk Phrasavath&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Encounters at  the End of the World&lt;/strong&gt;” (THINKFilm and Image Entertainment), A Creative Differences Production, Werner Herzog and  Henry Kaiser&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Garden&lt;/strong&gt;” A Black Valley  Films Production, Scott Hamilton  Kennedy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Man on Wire&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Magnolia Pictures), A Wall to Wall  Production, James Marsh and  Simon Chinn&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Trouble the  Water&lt;/strong&gt;” (Zeitgeist Films), An Elsewhere  Films Production, Tia Lessin and  Carl Deal&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best documentary short subject&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Conscience  of Nhem En&lt;/strong&gt;” A Farallon Films  Production, Steven Okazaki&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Final Inch&lt;/strong&gt;” A Vermilion Films  Production, Irene Taylor  Brodsky and Tom Grant&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Smile Pinki&lt;/strong&gt;” A Principe Production, Megan Mylan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Witness -  From the Balcony of Room 306&lt;/strong&gt;” A Rock Paper  Scissors Production, Adam Pertofsky  and Margaret Hyde&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in film editing&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Kirk Baxter and  Angus Wall&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), Lee Smith&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Frost/Nixon&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal), Mike Hill and Dan  Hanley&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Milk&lt;/strong&gt;” (Focus  Features), Elliot Graham&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), Chris Dickens&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best foreign language film of the year&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Baader  Meinhof Complex&lt;/strong&gt;” A Constantin Film  Production, Germany&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Class&lt;/strong&gt;” (Sony  Pictures Classics), A Haut et Court  Production, France&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Departures&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Regent Releasing), A Departures Film  Partners Production, Japan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Revanche&lt;/strong&gt;” (Janus  Films), A Prisma  Film/Fernseh Production, Austria&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Waltz with  Bashir&lt;/strong&gt;” (Sony Pictures Classics), A Bridgit Folman  Film Gang Production, Israel&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in makeup&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and  Warner Bros.), Greg Cannom&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), John Caglione,  Jr. and Conor O’Sullivan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;“&lt;strong&gt;Hellboy II: The  Golden Army&lt;/strong&gt;” (Universal), Mike Elizalde and  Thom Floutz&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.),Alexandre Desplat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Defiance&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Paramount Vantage), James Newton  Howard&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;“&lt;strong&gt;Milk&lt;/strong&gt;” (Focus  Features), Danny Elfman&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), A.R. Rahman&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;WALL-E&lt;/strong&gt;” (Walt  Disney), Thomas Newman&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Down to Earth&lt;/strong&gt;”  from “WALL-E” (Walt Disney), Music by Peter  Gabriel and Thomas Newman, Lyric by Peter  Gabriel &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Jai Ho&lt;/strong&gt;” from “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox  Searchlight), Music by A.R.  Rahman, Lyric by Gulzar&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;O Saya&lt;/strong&gt;” from  “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Music and Lyric  by A.R. Rahman andMaya  Arulpragasam              &lt;br /&gt;        &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best motion picture of the year&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), A  Kennedy/Marshall Production, Kathleen Kennedy,  Frank Marshall and Ceán  Chaffin, Producers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Frost/Nixon&lt;/strong&gt;” (Universal), A Universal Pictures, Imagine Entertainment and Working Title Production,Brian Grazer, Ron Howard and Eric Fellner, Producers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Milk&lt;/strong&gt;” (Focus  Features), A Groundswell and  Jinks/Cohen Company Production, Dan Jinks and  Bruce Cohen, Producers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Reader&lt;/strong&gt;” (The  Weinstein Company), A Mirage  Enterprises and Neunte Babelsberg Film GmbH  Production, Nominees to be  determined&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), A Celador Films  Production,Christian Colson,  Producer&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best animated short film&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;La Maison en  Petits Cubes&lt;/strong&gt;” A Robot  Communications Production, Kunio Kato&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Lavatory -  Lovestory&lt;/strong&gt;” A Melnitsa  Animation Studio and CTB Film Company Production, Konstantin  Bronzit&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Oktapodi&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Talantis Films) A Gobelins, L’école de l’image Production, Emud Mokhberi and  Thierry Marchand&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Presto&lt;/strong&gt;” (Walt  Disney) A Pixar Animation  Studios Production, Doug Sweetland&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;This Way Up&lt;/strong&gt;”, A Nexus Production, Alan Smith and  Adam Foulkes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Best live action short film&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Auf der Strecke  (On the Line)&lt;/strong&gt;” (Hamburg  Shortfilmagency), An Academy of  Media Arts Cologne Production, Reto Caffi&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Manon on the  Asphalt&lt;/strong&gt;” (La Luna Productions), A La Luna  Production, Elizabeth Marre  and Olivier Pont&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;New Boy&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Network Ireland Television), A Zanzibar Films Production, Steph Green and  Tamara Anghie&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Pig&lt;/strong&gt;” An M &amp;amp; M  Production, Tivi Magnusson  and Dorte Høgh&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;“&lt;strong&gt;Spielzeugland  (Toyland)&lt;/strong&gt;” A Mephisto Film  Production, Jochen Alexander  Freydank&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in sound editing&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), Richard King&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Iron Man&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Paramount and Marvel Entertainment), Frank Eulner and  Christopher Boyes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), Tom Sayers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;WALL-E&lt;/strong&gt;” (Walt  Disney), Ben Burtt and  Matthew Wood&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Wanted&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal),Wylie Stateman&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in sound mixing&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), David Parker,  Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce and Mark Weingarten&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), Lora Hirschberg,  Gary Rizzo and Ed Novick&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), Ian Tapp, Richard  Pryke and Resul Pookutty&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;WALL-E&lt;/strong&gt;” (Walt  Disney),Tom Myers,  Michael Semanick and Ben Burtt&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Wanted&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal), Chris Jenkins,  Frank A. Montaño and Petr Forejt&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Achievement in visual effects&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Eric Barba, Steve  Preeg, Burt Dalton and Craig Barron &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Warner Bros.), Nick Davis, Chris  Corbould, Tim Webber and Paul Franklin &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Iron Man&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Paramount and Marvel Entertainment), John Nelson, Ben  Snow, Dan Sudick and Shane Mahan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Adapted screenplay&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Curious Case  of Benjamin Button&lt;/strong&gt;” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Screenplay by  Eric Roth, Screen story by  Eric Roth and Robin Swicord&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Doubt&lt;/strong&gt;” (Miramax), Written by John  Patrick Shanley&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Frost/Nixon&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Universal), Screenplay by  Peter Morgan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;The Reader&lt;/strong&gt;” (The  Weinstein Company), Screenplay by  David Hare&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Slumdog  Millionaire&lt;/strong&gt;” (Fox Searchlight), Screenplay by Simon  Beaufoy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;           &lt;h3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Original screenplay&lt;/h3&gt;           &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Frozen River&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Sony Pictures Classics), Written by  Courtney Hunt&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Happy-Go-Lucky&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Miramax), Written by Mike  Leigh&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;In Bruges&lt;/strong&gt;”  (Focus Features), Written by Martin  McDonagh&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; “&lt;strong&gt;Milk&lt;/strong&gt;” (Focus  Features), Written by Dustin  Lance Black&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; “&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;WALL-E&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;” (Walt  Disney), Screenplay by  Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon, Original story by  Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;       &lt;/div&gt;       &lt;div id="sidebar"&gt;         &lt;div class="sidebarModule sidebarFirstModule"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-3349098498466266935?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/01/oh-es-see-eh-are-oscar.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SXhy_1ZJcGI/AAAAAAAAAgc/UQJIyvfsJck/s72-c/Oscars.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-1250880612489637393</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-20T10:03:52.439-08:00</atom:updated><title>O B A M A</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SXYR-6tbciI/AAAAAAAAAgU/NQyGsfzJh0g/s1600-h/Picture+1%282%29.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 235px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SXYR-6tbciI/AAAAAAAAAgU/NQyGsfzJh0g/s400/Picture+1%282%29.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293438184629957154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-1250880612489637393?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2009/01/o-b-m.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SXYR-6tbciI/AAAAAAAAAgU/NQyGsfzJh0g/s72-c/Picture+1%282%29.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-8030877868896911339</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-26T21:57:12.545-08:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Blog, it's me regret.</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SVXDT-4sGuI/AAAAAAAAAfs/75iwqrQIvP8/s1600-h/desperately.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 365px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SVXDT-4sGuI/AAAAAAAAAfs/75iwqrQIvP8/s400/desperately.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284344485854845666" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;Did you know that &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;regret&lt;/span&gt; rhymes with &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Arquette&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;And when i say Arquette, i mean &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Rosanna Arquette&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Yes that one.&lt;br /&gt;The one who starred in &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desperately_Seeking_Susan"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Desperately Seeking Susan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The movie that changed my entire teenaged life. The movie that catapulted me into my 80s new wave persona that i have never managed to let go of - like EVER.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I met Rosanna today. (read: i stalked her)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kidlette and i were seated at the counter of our local gaudy coffee shop and there she was.&lt;br /&gt;Eating.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eating and being surly to the waitress while at the same time doting on her daughter and trying to be casual with the simple real-world town folk.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;My.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;God.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rosanna Arquette!!! Sitting, eating at the ... wait for it... &lt;a href="http://www.madonnainn.com/"&gt;Madonna Inn&lt;/a&gt;. (as in the kitschy Hotel...not the 80s icon &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_%28entertainer%29"&gt;Madonna&lt;/a&gt; who co-starred with her in the epic film...but holy sister choney, how fabulously ironic!!!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So i am trying to hold it together and like a National Geographic special, I just gazed at her … so unreal!! There she was. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, rosannnnnuh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I have regrets. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;I regret not trying to get a picture of her&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;I regret not trying to talk to her&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;I regret losing the fake pyramid jacket from the movie my granny recreated for me&lt;br /&gt;I regret that the 80s are totally over&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh the regret!!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-8030877868896911339?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2008/12/dear-blog-its-me-regret.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SVXDT-4sGuI/AAAAAAAAAfs/75iwqrQIvP8/s72-c/desperately.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-4492582288040340163</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-11T06:51:53.148-08:00</atom:updated><title>Glib Globes</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SUEo1Jl3r8I/AAAAAAAAAfk/ayyc7TEJUCk/s1600-h/glibchrist.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 374px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SUEo1Jl3r8I/AAAAAAAAAfk/ayyc7TEJUCk/s400/glibchrist.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278545131827867586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;tom? tom &lt;a href="http://www.goldenglobes.org/news/id/104"&gt;cruise&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mr. Scientology was nominated with a golden globe in the category for...&lt;br /&gt;ready?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;i predict a very glib 2009.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-4492582288040340163?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2008/12/glib-globes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SUEo1Jl3r8I/AAAAAAAAAfk/ayyc7TEJUCk/s72-c/glibchrist.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-918509372997544366</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-11T04:35:07.599-08:00</atom:updated><title>fight the H8 with love</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/ST_YNrC-c7I/AAAAAAAAAfc/wofk2ZjTY_w/s1600-h/Picture+8.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/ST_YNrC-c7I/AAAAAAAAAfc/wofk2ZjTY_w/s400/Picture+8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278175017706615730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;day &lt;a href="http://www.daywithoutagay.org/"&gt;without&lt;/a&gt; a gay&lt;br /&gt;share the love people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12/11/08: update&lt;br /&gt;calling in gay? &lt;a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/10/BAUV14LPE2.DTL"&gt;fizzled&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;:(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-918509372997544366?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2008/12/fight-h8-with-love.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/ST_YNrC-c7I/AAAAAAAAAfc/wofk2ZjTY_w/s72-c/Picture+8.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-2251877193445950727</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-02T05:44:24.438-08:00</atom:updated><title>Pop Quiz</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Q: I spent my thanksgiving with…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A) Family&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B) Dolts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C) Transgendered Vietnam Vet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D) All of the above&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Q: If  y = -3 csc(4x) then y'(0) =&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A ) -12&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B)  -48&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C) 0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D) 23&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E) Running into former lover and his wife at the Arclight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Q: Teen flicks about vampires in love are…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A) my “brand of heroin”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B) “a softened, hackneyed horror show of synthetic affection” for non-teens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C) just another example of how mormons are the new scientologists&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D) they were vampires? I thought it was a rerun of Punky Brewster&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E) A means to escape and tune out crazy family situations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-2251877193445950727?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2008/12/pop-quiz.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-7927380761583219276</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-23T08:24:08.558-08:00</atom:updated><title>our lady...</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SSmAyWQUCDI/AAAAAAAAAZo/6Ce2t43T8zg/s1600-h/3050134789_94f1b93dc4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SSmAyWQUCDI/AAAAAAAAAZo/6Ce2t43T8zg/s400/3050134789_94f1b93dc4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271886441269692466" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;been in E.LosAngeles for 6 days trying to help my elderly grandparents find a nursing home to move to. here are the highlights:&lt;br /&gt;:: breakfast at the &lt;a href="http://www.vfw.org/"&gt;VFW&lt;/a&gt;, as well as lunch, and oh boy, dinner!&lt;br /&gt;:: vietnam &lt;a href="http://www.metrolyrics.com/lean-like-a-cholo-lyrics-down.html"&gt;cholo&lt;/a&gt; vet at the VFW asking me to marry him while grabbing at my rack&lt;br /&gt;:: my grandpa smacking vietnam cholo vet with his cane&lt;br /&gt;:: 5 sleepless nights trying to convince my gramps that the house is not shaking, it is he who is shaking&lt;br /&gt;:: finding out my greedy aunt established a trust for my grandparents where she is the beneficiary and their assets can't go to their care now. MOTHER FUCKER.&lt;br /&gt;:: taking my grandma to church where she started washing herself in the holy water. (she has alzheimer's)&lt;br /&gt;:: escaping to &lt;a href="http://www.olvera-street.com/"&gt;olvera&lt;/a&gt; street for taquitos and bringing back &lt;a href="http://www.philippes.com/"&gt;philippe&lt;/a&gt;'s for my gramps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;reinforcements are on their way (my sister, bro-in-law, and my kidlette)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hoping all works out for my grandparents. thanks for your kind thoughts!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-7927380761583219276?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2008/11/our-lady.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SSmAyWQUCDI/AAAAAAAAAZo/6Ce2t43T8zg/s72-c/3050134789_94f1b93dc4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-4954979300398360250</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-10T15:37:28.578-08:00</atom:updated><title>They're grrreat!</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SReyy4bBKhI/AAAAAAAAAZg/shYn79n4yn0/s1600-h/Picture+4.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SReyy4bBKhI/AAAAAAAAAZg/shYn79n4yn0/s400/Picture+4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266874876441995794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dipity.com/GeekOutNewYork/Great_Cereals_of_All_Time/"&gt;Great Cereals Time Line&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21898329-4954979300398360250?l=burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://burnt-tortilla.blogspot.com/2008/11/theyre-grrreat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (burnt tortilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGo4qE9oTCo/SReyy4bBKhI/AAAAAAAAAZg/shYn79n4yn0/s72-c/Picture+4.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21898329.post-4502283347942470098</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-04T04:37:54.475-08:00</atom:updated><title>Strange fascination, fascinating me. 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